Today's Topic: Tall Dresser

So today I got a new dresser. Well actually, I got it on Friday, but it has been officially been put together today by the Doubleday Building Co. hiring now, offering less then minimum wage. You want a job, just comment! :) Anywho, it is pretty awesome and amazing and any other positive adjective starting with the letter A. (I don't know why I picked A, but the two other words I had started with A, and we don't want to break the trend, do we?)

Today's Topic: The Break of Spring

Commonly known as Spring Break. Very shy. Usually only appears in the time periods between the months of April and May, depending on your location, and has a life span of about a week. But it is a very wonderful week since the frangere ver (Spring Break in latin) brings happiness to all.

Today's Topic: The Cleanup Address

4 forks and 7 spoons ago, our fathers brought forth this soupbowl, concieved in steam, and dedicated to the proposition that microwave time is 2 minutes. Now we are engaged in this Great Spillage, testing whether Bounty napkins, or any napkins, can long endure. We have met on the kitchen floor for this war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that soup, as a final snack for those who still must eat lunch. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot refrigerate-we cannot concentrate-we cannot swallow-this soup. The many napkins, saturated or not, who sat there, have dried it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we spill here, but it can never forget what stains here. It is for us, the cutlilery, rather, to be dedicated to the great task remaining before us, and that detergent of the kitchen, by the Glad company, for the stains, shall not perish from this house.